Wax Baby

Girl, why do you need a lifeline to answer this? 😂

The hesitation already told me that exfoliator has been collecting dust.

If consistency has been kicking your ass, at least exfoliate 2–3 times during the week of your wax, (spaced out), with your final exfoliation 24–48 hours before your appointment.

Because “I think I did it last week…or maybe two weeks ago” is not an aftercare routine, lovely. 💖

📍Williamsburg, VA

Salem said, “You wanted a spooky experience?” and then put us through the full haunted attraction. 😭🌧️💨

First, we walked 30 minutes in the wrong direction. The bus routes were down, GPS sent us to the wrong parking garage with the SAME NAME, and we just kept trekking like we knew what we were doing. 😂

Then the restaurant “accidentally” charged my card over $200. And just when we thought the plot couldn’t get thicker, our flight home got canceled.

So we ran through the Boston airport… only for all the flights heading back home to cancel as well. 💀

At least we broke a fitness record: 139 minutes, 3,000+ calories burned. Salem really said, “Trick or treat, babe…and here’s your cardio.” 😩

Once my client hates you, now WE hate you. 😡 👊🏾

A Brazilian wax appointment is never just a wax appointment because that butterfly position comes with waxer-client confidentiality. 🦋 🤫

Because the second you tell me how they did you, I don’t need to hear their side. I’m not their waxer. Now WE don’t like them.

So yes, we ride at dawn. Spiritually, of course. I have clients tomorrow. 😂

But once you’re one of my girlies, I’m ten toes behind you. Now lay back, breathe, and keep talking, because I KNOW that wasn’t the whole story. 👀😂

📍Williamsburg, VA

Your aftercare routine is giving crowded…but is it giving effective? 👀

Because you don’t always need MORE products, you need the RIGHT products.

If you’re exfoliating and moisturizing but still fighting ingrowns, irritation, or buildup, the ingredients in your products may not be giving your skin what it actually needs.

So yes, I’m about to investigate that whole coochie-care lineup before I recommend anything else. 🕵🏾‍♀️😂 Bring me the bottles, screenshots, ingredient lists…all of it!

📍Williamsburg, VA

Every coochie is different. None of them need your approval. ✌🏾

Vulvas come in different shapes, sizes, colors, and levels of “mind your damn business.” None of them are ugly, you just don’t understand women’s anatomy, and it shows. 🫠

It’s giving “I learned everything from Professional Stars”.

But anyways…short answer: NO! 😁💗

📍Williamsburg, VA

The excuses are moisturized…but your coochie isn’t. 😭

When your skin and hair are dry, the hair is more likely to break instead of coming out from the root, which can lead to ingrowns and uneven regrowth.

So moisturize daily. Exfoliate 2–3 times a week. Because excuses don’t prevent ingrowns, baby…aftercare does. 💅🏾✨

📍Williamsburg, VA