Ascension Modern Massage Therapy

Over the past seven years I think I have seen pretty much every iteration of human body come through my office door. One commonality among most people is that we are self-conscious about one thing or another.

One of the most common aspects people are insecure of I hear is presence or absence of head and body hair. I am not dissimilar. I am very aware that depending on what direction I comb my hair I can either a 4 inch or 10 inch forehead.

Having said that, please trust me when I say, "I dont care what hair you do or do not have". If you have lost hair to time or cancer, I have a clotheshanger for you to hang up your hat or wig. Alternatively, if you are blessed with huge hair, just pull it back and I can do my work. Lastly, contrary to what you might think, body hair doesnt affect glide or friction much with oil. If you own a body armor suit of body hair, only shave if you want to.

I just added two more available spots on Friday.

I know it is still 900° outside now, but come celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with me next month. Who else can't wait until spooky season starts?

Availability
Fri 12:30-1:30

If you are seeing this, consider this your notice to book your October massage session.

I still have a promotion going on for a few more days at MassageTxk. Deep discounts on already discounted session bundles.

I always preface this kind of post by saying I am not a medical or mental health professional, but I am a caring human being. Many of us have been affected personally by a sudden tragedy that very often could be prevented.

If anyone reading this is struggling, dont hesitate to reach out. I can tell you I am not fully equipped to intervene alone, but I have gathered a deep bench of professionals willing to step up for you.

If you suspect anyone you know may be at risk of self-harm, please take the time and proper measures to reach out to them. The worst thing that could happen would be an awkward conversation and someone would know you cared enough about them to make it awkward. And if your suspicion is unfortunately correct, you may very well be able to save a life.

Thank you all again for letting me do what I love. Hope you all have had a great Labor Day. Stay safe.

Have you checked my schedule only to find I am booked out too far? Well... I just added several more spots this week.

If your knees are more accurate predicting the forecast than the best weather app, then book now at MassageTxk.com.