Somewhere On A Beach Tanning
Indulge in sun-kissed perfection at Somewhere On A Beach. Also, discover our collection of women's apparel, accessories, & unique finds.
Our tanning beds cater to all tanning desires, while our expert spray tan tech delivers flawless, customized results.
08/21/2026
It's Always Summer ☀️
As summer starts to wind down, I wanted to take a moment to say thank you for such an incredible summer at Somewhere On A Beach Tanning.
This summer alone, we've had the opportunity to tan hundreds of local clients for vacations, weddings, birthdays, date nights, pool days, events, and everything in between. Seeing so many familiar faces walk through the door — and meeting so many new ones — makes the salon feel like an incredibly special space. 🤎
And while summer may be ending, tan season definitely isn’t.
We are open for walk-in UV tanning:
Monday - Friday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 10am - 3pm
Closed Sundays
Thank you for supporting my small business, referring your friends, sharing your tans in FB Groups and on Instagram, and allowing our little business to continue growing in St. Joe.
08/20/2026
TODAY is National Radio Day!!!!
What is your favorite radio station or genre to listen to while you are relaxing in a tanning bed or by the pool?
Today we are listening to Boston at the salon... great classic rock always gets our energy right.
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08/19/2026
We were originally going to only be closed on Monday for Labor Day, but with the amount of people we are having come in on Saturdays (usually 3 or 4 total), we have decided to close that day to give our staff a much needed holiday!
08/18/2026
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08/11/2026
This!!
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Yes, we are currently open and tanning folks... but be advised that our Air Conditioning Is Broken... we need a new compressor. Therefore, it is very warm in here as the day goes on. Monday it got almost too warm for us to even be here around 3 pm and we decided to close up shop and go float in the pool. LOL
I apologize that this has happened, but with the extreme heat we have been having this past month, it is very hard for any air conditioner to keep up. And, of course, this had to happen on a very warm week! I will try to keep everyone updated on here if there are any changes or improvements...
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Just a little FYI...
Our Air Conditioner is not working today. We are Closing at 3 pm. Sorry for any inconvenience, but the equipment cannot run in these temperatures without damaging it. Hopefully we can investigate a solution in the next several hours.
08/06/2026
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515 Middleton Street
Saint Joseph, MO
64505
Opening Hours
| Monday | 10am - 8pm |
| Tuesday | 10am - 8pm |
| Wednesday | 10am - 8pm |
| Thursday | 10am - 8pm |
| Friday | 10am - 8pm |
| Saturday | 10am - 6pm |