The Pink Crow

Esthetician horror stories,except I’m mostly the problem which can be scary 💀

Forgetting to reapply SPF? Horrifying I know🧛🏼

Going to bed without washing my face? Terrifying yet I always do it🧌

You popping the good pimple before I get to it?

Unforgivable. Just know I will take that personally 🧟‍♀️

Happy spooky season from your local skincare ghost👻🧴 just where a sheet outside

A little reminder that abundance doesn’t always show up as a number

This is only a small selection of available add ons. For legal reasons, the rest cannot be advertised publicly.

Please DM all unhinged requests directly. No judgment. Some restrictions may apply.

Pricing varies depending on audacity

Once I remember how to use instagram again and learn the new updates and find the time to edit 😩🤣 it’s over for you hoes

Ready for Pumpkin Spice season in my usual 75 degree California weather not Dante’s Inferno 😩🫠

Kind of automatic , supersonic , hypnotic and funky fresh

Feeding my skin and feeding my soul 💓✨ to enter my moisturized & emotionally regulated era 🙃🥲🙂‍↔️

Who’s coming with me ? Let’s stay moisturized, energetically cleansed & no longer available for nonsense.

11:11 Portal 💫
The veil’s thin, your intuition’s loud, and manifestations are moving first class.

For $11.11, I’ll tap into your field + channel 3 intuitive messages — sent via DM or voice note.
Ask about love, purpose, next steps, or what your guides want you to know.

✨ 11 spots only — today only.
Responses delivered next business day.
Payment via Venmo or Zelle. 💸

Sometimes clarity costs less than lunch. 💌

Dry vs. Dehydrated Skin , they sound similar but they’re totally different 👀

💧 Dry skin = lacks oil (your skin type)
💦 Dehydrated skin = lacks water (your skin condition)

Even oily skin can be dehydrated 🔬especially after stress, weather shifts, or over-exfoliation.

✨ Here are 3 ways I treat it:
1️⃣ Replenish hydration with hyaluronic acid + barrier-supporting serums
2️⃣ Lock it in with nourishing oils or creams
3️⃣ Limit exfoliation + add hydration masks weekly

(💬 True story — when I worked at a spa, I used to tell clients trying to extract dehydrated skin is like looking at pores that are constipated… and people got it 💀)
I may or may not still say that.

And listen… it’s not a crime to have dry or dehydrated skin 😌
But neglecting your moisture barrier? That might be.

Check out my Amazon Storefront for my fave hydrating skincare products on (As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases) 🛍️

Feeling off lately?
Sometimes what you’re carrying isn’t even yours.
If you’ve noticed:
💫 Sudden mood shifts
💫 Fatigue around others
💫 Guilt that doesn’t belong to you…
You might be absorbing energy from your environment.
Stay tuned — I’m creating a space to help you clear, protect, and reset your energy before the holidays. 🌙