Advanced Massage & Wellness

We love these beautiful Fall days in Medina and so grateful to be a part of this amazing city where small businesses and members of the community support each other! See you soon at Advanced Massage & Wellness, south of the lovely Medina Square!🍎🍏🌻🌾🍁🍂

Have a laugh…because it’s Monday. Stollen from a group we are in. There’s definitely some truth to this! 😆:

I had a realization the other day that after 27+ years as a massage therapist, I may no longer be fit for normal social interaction. 😂

A friend was telling me about her absolutely disastrous marriage. Cheating, lying, financial problems, the whole nine yards.

And while she’s pouring her heart out, I’m looking at her posture, wondering if her right shoulder has always been that elevated.

She starts crying.

I’m thinking, “Jesus Christ, her scalenes must be a mess.”

She tells me her husband has been sleeping with someone from work.

I ask, “How long has that been going on?”

She says, “About six months.”

And my first thought?

“Well, that explains the headaches.”

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME? 🤣

At some point in this career, your brain starts seeing everyone as a collection of dysfunctional body parts with unresolved childhood trauma.

I can’t hug someone without assessing their thoracic mobility.

I can’t sit behind someone at a restaurant without wanting to fix their forward head posture.

And God forbid someone tells me they’re having chest pain. Half my brain is screaming, “CALL 911!” while the other half is mentally reviewing the attachments of pectoralis minor.

I used to be a normal person. I think.

Anyway, my friend is getting divorced, and I’m pretty sure she needs some suboccipital work.

Please tell me this profession has permanently damaged someone else’s ability to function in polite society. 😂

✨ A few Thursday spots just opened with Dawn! ✨
Treat yourself to a massage and head into the weekend feeling relaxed, refreshed & recharged. 💆‍♀️🤍
Grab your spot before they’re gone!
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🍂 New season, new reason to prioritize YOU!
As the seasons change, it’s the perfect time to slow down, recharge, and give your body the care it deserves. 💆‍♀️✨

Schedule your massage today and give your self-care routine a fresh start!
330-636-5152

There are still a couple openings tomorrow (Saturday 10/3)! Call 330-636-5152 to schedule or book online!

Focused Massage for your knots! Schedule with one of our experienced, amazing therapists for Pain Relief, Relaxation, Focused massage, Couples massage, Lymphatic Drainage, TMJ, Reiki, Craniosacral Therapy, Trigger point, or myofacial work. Weekends, Evenings, Online scheduling, and Gift Certificates available!

Try some new treatments or just stop by to say HI! Oct 15th 3-7pm

Sip, Smooth & Spa Sip, socialize, and indulge in a little self-care with Botox, wellness injections, and spa treatments all in one fabulous afternoon!

🎉🎂Happy happy Birthday to one of our amazing LMTs, Lisa Bean!!! 🎂🎉🫶🏻

It’s getting closer & we can’t wait. Make sure you scan code so you can guarantee yourself a spot!!

We are excited to welcome LucyJury, APRN-CNP for all your exclusive medical aesthetics to our open house💕

Come see us October 15th 3-7pm!
Brooke Clellen Melrose
Lucy Jury
Jaz and
Advanced Massage & Wellness will be offering exclusive services and gift bags for this special event!

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