Bodyology Massage Therapy

It makes my heart smile when I get texts like this!

...when a client wants to use their own set of sheets. I had to giggle. I think it looks like half a ma*****na leaf.

Married to or dating a Massage Therapist:💆‍♀️

1. Getting a hug turns into palpation assessments and therapeutic treatment plans. 🫂
2. You are expected to assist opening cans of soda because we can't have fingernails. 🚫 💅
3. You will be a trained, PRN massage therapist because, well, we don't always practice self-care.
4. You listen intently to the crazy stories.
5. You'll have a minor in human anatomy.

Clients get to choose what they want to listen to during their session. I have an Alexa device they can get their perfect vibe going while they are getting on the table.

Today, my client asked Alexa to play soft rock from the '90s to set the vibe. Worked perfectly for exactly 2 songs...
Alexa just stopped. Dead silence. No warning, no "playlist ending," just gone.
Now...with this particular
client, we weren't shocked. It happens often. We've made it into several inside jokes. Alexa clocks out often when she's on the table...🤷‍♀️
My client then says: "Alexa, you're stupid."
Alexa says "I have my moments!"
We both burst out laughing.
Luckily we had a backup. I also have a TV that I put relaxing scenes; beach ambience or scenic mountains or whatever feels peaceful on that specific day. It's always on mute. I had a beachside patio with a firepit playing. After Alexa gave us crickets, I turned up the volume on the TV and we had the sounds of waves and the crackling of a fire. The vibe is restored for the rest of the session. But I'll never forget that moment—my client looking at me like, "Did... did your Alexa just roast herself?" 🤣

Services:

Swedish Massage
Chair Massage (20 minute minimum)
Deep Tissue
Myofascial Release
Hot/Cold Stones
Aromatherapy
Cupping
IASTM (Instrument Assisted Soft Tissue mobilization)
Red Light Therapy

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Call or text for info!
765-319-8202

Do you treat massage like an emergency rescue, or regular maintenance?
Most people wait to call me until their neck completely locks up, their lower back screams, or stress hits a 10/10.
While I'm always happy to help put out the fire, massage works best when you can stay ahead of the pain!

When you book proactively, we work together to:
*Stop minor stiffness from turning into chronic pain. *Lower your baseline stress before burnout sets in.
*Keep you moving freely and sleeping soundly.
Think of it like regular oil changes for your car—you don’t wait for a total breakdown to take action. Your body will thank you for it. Muscle health directly affects mental health in every aspect.
Are you ready to schedule your routine maintenance?

Merry Christmas!! See you all next year! 🙌✝️❤️

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