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the inversion table has not adapted to today's culture. the patent is for sale and im for hire🚨
@turtle_jiujitsu creator
we are here to reintroduce the inversiontable
The Tummy Table is an adjustable prone positioning platform 🚨patent protected.
08/15/2026
Try the Tummy Table for free during Open Gym.
A simple 15-minute beginner session built around face-down support, comfort, and decompression-style positioning.
No inversion.
No workout.
No pressure to perform.
Just get on, settle in, and feel the difference.
Saturday, August 16
8:30 AM – 12:00 PM
1580 Dover Ave, Lake Havasu City, AZ
First come, first served.
08/14/2026
Fluid Integrity 101 — Through the Eyes of AI
If AI looked at the human body, I do not think it would see random parts.
It would see systems.
Nerves sending signals.
Blood delivering oxygen.
Lymph clearing waste.
Fascia connecting structure.
Four systems.
One body.
When everything is moving well, the body works like a clean network.
Signal flows.
Pressure distributes.
Fluid moves.
Tissue adapts.
Movement becomes easier.
But when one pathway gets crowded, compressed, stuck, or overloaded, the whole system has to adjust.
That is where symptoms begin to look random.
Pain here.
Tightness there.
Fatigue somewhere else.
A body compensating around a kink.
That is Fluid Integrity.
Not one system working alone.
All systems sharing space, pressure, and communication.
The body is not just anatomy.
It is a living network.
No kinks.
Better flow.
Better signal.
Better body.
We trust strangers with our food every day.
Not because we know what happened in the kitchen.
Because convenience won.
A few generations ago, food meant work.
Growing.
Harvesting.
Cooking.
Carrying.
Walking.
Moving.
Using the body because life demanded it.
Now?
Tap the screen.
Wait for the driver.
Eat in the same position that helped create half the problems.
That is the hole.
We did not just lose cooking.
We lost movement.
We lost patience.
We lost body awareness.
We lost the daily physical work that used to keep hips, ankles, backs, breath, and metabolism involved.
Convenience gave us options.
But the body still pays for the options we overuse.
This is not about shaming delivery food.
It is about asking the bigger question:
What happens when a species builds a lifestyle where almost everything comes to us?
The Tummy Table is part of my answer to that hole.
A tool built for the modern body that sits too much, moves too little, and needs support before it can change.
We created the gap.
Now we need better ways to fill it.
08/10/2026
08/07/2026
2026 book sales update:
103 units processed across 17 books.
No publisher.
No big platform.
No marketing team.
No bestseller machine.
Just ideas, bodywork, physics, pressure, fascia, flow, recovery, kids’ books, and a lot of late nights turning the system in my head into something people can actually read.
Fight Fascia Like a Physicist is still leading the catalog.
But the bigger picture is this:
These books are not separate projects.
They are the curriculum behind the products.
The books explain the body.
The content teaches the system.
The visuals build the language.
The patents protect the tools.
The Tummy Table and Recovery Series bring it into the real world.
So when I talk about a buyout, licensing deal, or acquisition, I am not just talking about one product.
The right company gets the ecosystem:
Books.
Content.
Frameworks.
Visual education.
Patents.
Tummy Table.
Foam Rollers That Don’t Roll.
And the bodywork system behind all of it.
This is not random.
It is one connected body of work.
The catalog is moving.
The products are coming.
The system is already built.
Check out the full Michael Bailey collection on Amazon and Apple Books.
This is my Alibaba CoCreate 26 pitch.
The business idea is simple:
The recovery industry is overdue for a smarter support tool.
The Tummy Table Recovery Series was built from real bodywork, real clients, and real problems I kept seeing in the treatment room.
Traditional inversion tables rely on the trust-fall method.
Electrical traction tables are expensive and clinic-based.
Most recovery tools focus on the pull.
My approach focuses on the setup.
Face down.
Supported.
Controlled.
Bodywork-friendly.
Consumer-friendly.
Built around comfort, positioning, and practical use.
I answer the full pitch questions in this video:
What problem it solves.
How AI can support the product.
Why I am the person to build it.
What evidence I have so far.
What milestones come next.
How Alibaba’s ecosystem could help scale it.
This is not just another recovery gadget.
It is a platform for education, positioning, body awareness, and better access to decompression-style support.
I have the clinical background.
I have the product direction.
I have the content ecosystem.
I have the prototypes moving.
Now I need the right manufacturing and scaling partner.
Alibaba CoCreate 26 — this is the product I have been building toward.
Pick me.
Let’s bring smarter recovery to the market.
07/27/2026
Nervous System + Tummy Table 101
The nervous system does not relax just because you tell it to.
It relaxes when the body feels supported enough to stop defending itself.
That is the point of the Tummy Table.
Face down.
Supported.
Controlled.
No trust fall.
No full inversion.
No panic trying to get back upright.
When the body feels safer, the nervous system has less reason to guard.
Breath can change.
Muscle tone can soften.
Pressure can redistribute.
The body can receive the work instead of fighting it.
That is the difference between forcing a position and creating better conditions.
Support first.
Calm the system.
Then add bodywork.
That is Tummy Table 101.
Educational only. Not diagnosis.
07/27/2026
Mohave Massage & Recovery — Kingman, AZ
Home of the Tummy Table.
A calm, face-down support session for people who want the benefits of traction-style positioning without traditional inversion tables.
Intro Tummy Table Session: $20
No inversion.
No workout.
Support first.
Massage therapy, deep fascia work, recovery support, and Tummy Table sessions available by appointment.
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Simple. Supported. Professional.
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