Massage Drunk

A lil work, a lil self care, a lil me.

Meet Taylor, Massage Drunk’s new receptionist!

Massage Drunk officially has a little extra help behind the scenes! 🩷 Her name is Taylor, but I call her Tay 😂 and she’ll be helping answer calls when I’m unavailable or in session with a client.

Tay can help with common questions, booking information, services and more. So if you call Massage Drunk and hear a new voice on the other end, don’t be alarmed 😂 that’s just Taylor handling business.

You can still book directly online anytime!

📞 410-726-9643
🗓️ https://massagedrunk.glossgenius.com

I handle the knots, Tay handles the calls.

Does abdominal tenderness, bloating, or lower back discomfort make lying face down uncomfortable?

🌿 Meet The Comfort Cocktail

Designed for those experiencing discomfort associated with conditions such as endometriosis, fibroids, uterine polyps, post-surgical scar tissue (with physician clearance), menstrual bloating, abdominal fullness, or lumbar discomfort.

This 65-minute experience includes:
🦶 Warm foot soak
🔥 Heating pad over the abdomen
❄️ Cooling cream on the lower back
💆‍♀️ 30-minute upper body massage
👣 20-minute reflexology

A soothing blend of warmth and therapeutic bodywork designed to promote relaxation, ease muscle tension, and help you feel more comfortable throughout your session.

💚 65 Minutes | $120

Book your Comfort Cocktail today:
https://massagedrunk.glossgenius.com

🇺🇸 LAST DAY! Don’t miss your chance to enter the Red, White & Relax Giveaway! Purchase $75+ in e-gift cards TODAY and you’ll be entered to win a FREE 45-minute massage ($90 value). Ends tonight! 🎉

Gift cards: https://massagedrunk.glossgenius.com/shop/gift-cards

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🇺🇸 Red, White & Relax Giveaway! 🇺🇸

🎁 Purchase $75 or more in e-gift cards between July 1–July 4 and you’ll automatically be entered to win a FREE 45-Minute Firm Pressure Massage (a $90 value!)

✨ Receive 1 entry for every full $75 spent in a single transaction.

📧 E-gift cards are delivered instantly and never expire.

🏆 Winner announced July 5 on social media and via client mass text.

Purchase your e-gift card here:
https://massagedrunk.glossgenius.com/shop/gift-cards

Good luck, and thank you! ❤️

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Winner will be contacted directly as well.

Sources say they climbed all that way to deliver one important message:

GET A MASSAGE 🤷🏽‍♀️

Book Now:
https://massagedrunk.glossgenius.com

🇺🇸 Red, White & Relax Giveaway! 🇺🇸

🎁 Purchase $75 or more in e-gift cards between July 1–July 4 and you’ll automatically be entered to win a FREE 45-Minute Firm Pressure Massage (a $90 value!)

✨ Receive 1 entry for every full $75 spent in a single transaction.

📧 E-gift cards are delivered instantly and never expire.

🏆 Winner announced July 5 on social media and via client mass text.

Purchase your e-gift card here:
https://massagedrunk.glossgenius.com/shop/gift-cards

Good luck, and thank you! ❤️

Read Terms & Conditions
Winner will be contacted directly as well.

The body is connected in fascinating ways. 🧠💆‍♀️

The muscles at the base of the skull and upper neck can become tight from stress, poor posture, jaw clenching, headaches, long hours at a desk, or constantly looking down at our phones.

While massage doesn’t “treat” the vagus nerve, releasing tension in the surrounding muscles may help you feel more relaxed, reduce muscle discomfort, and support your body’s natural relaxation response.

If you’ve been dealing with neck tension, tension headaches, or that constant feeling of carrying stress in your shoulders, it may be time to give your body the reset it deserves. 🤍

Your nervous system deserves care, too.

✨ Book your next session:
massagedrunk.glossgenius.com