The Orgasm Evangelist

Conji has been found to be one the major causes of Nagging and unnecessary anger. Cum today and have peace of mind, Amen?

You see what I have been saying? Women want more these days. If you can't stand the fire, leave the kitchen dear

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Happy Father's day to men whose labour of love resulted to good or**sm and then a baby. Those that impregnated their wives through a cumless segx should getat

S*x is a sacred activity. Put some respect to it. During s*x, you only have one job: Pound the yam, and leave her deflated.

She will not be on social media abusing people and posting her half-naked photos. Pound. Dominate. Conquer.

No unnecessary conversations during s*x, we call it table manners it's not good to talk while eating, a driver doesn't talk when driving, it is the car that makes noise, squeaks and squirts. NO moaning, leave moaning and screaming to women. No talking while on a mission. Bandits/Terrorists might count attack you.

A man doesn't moan or squeak during s*x. Leave it to women. Moaning and squeaking are signs of submission. Men only groan and roars at the apex of s*x to declare victory! S*x is your test of leadership.

During s*x, DON'T lick her va**na. Yuck! Apart from predisposing yourself to dangerous oral infections, you are losing your frame. Avoid this disgusting behaviour you copy from the west. She dislikes her va**na, she will dislike you too.

During s*x, this is the time to stamp your authority. Give orders and reprimand her. “Next time you disrespect me I will deal with you.”
“I am sorry my King.”
Give orders, be sober, and be in charge and don't promise anything.

Your goal during s*x is to conquer the female world. Your goal is to own her. The goal is NOT to ej*****te and feed your pleasure or desires. Don't be a WUSS or a PUNK. Delay an ej*******on and watch her squirm and convulse like a febrile child.

Focus. Be vigilant. Never lose consciousness during s*x, listen to what she says.
-“Ooh Sam, do it harder”
Can you feel me Portia?
-“Ooh Dan, it is sweet”
I am not Dan. Who is Dan?
-“I didn't say Dan, I said Damn, it is sweet”
Send her back to Dan right away. Send her to the streets.

-The end-

Me: bla bla bla...Yes,she will cheat on you with this nonsense attitude of yours