Tessy Jacobs

Can someone Tell me the local name of this leaf here👇

1. Only in Nigeria can one find a native doctor using a laptop. You then wonder, are they consulting the spirits online? 😀 🤣

2. Do not worry if time does not wait for you. Simply remove the battery from the clock and live your life. 😂

3. A beggar tells a rich Nigerian prince that money can't buy happiness. The prince thinks for a while, then replies, "Well, true, but poverty can't buy anything. 🤣

4. Problems everywhere! A man in Abuja recently bought a used Samsung Galaxy phone and found photos of his girlfriend on it. 😂

5. A small apple is now ₦100. Something the serpent gave Eve for free.🤣

6. Stop warming bath water with a cooking pot; one man in the bank today was smelling like jollof rice. 😂

7. That moment during exams when the teacher asks you to sit in the front, you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully.😀

8. There are two reasons why I won't let my girlfriend drive my Range Rover. One, I don't have a girlfriend, and two, I don't have a Range Rover. 😂

9. There is a woman behind every successful man. Do you know why? Because women do not follow unsuccessful men. 😅

10. Those of you who eat dinner by 6 p.m. and stay comfortable until daybreak, please tell me how you do it. The day I tried that, I almost fainted.😅

11. I thought money was the only thing that could change people until I went to a wedding yesterday, and ordinary Jollof rice made someone act as if she did not know me.

12. Can the last born marry a last born? What if they wake up in the middle of the night and start crying, "I want to see my mother?"

13. Which part of Nigeria is my fatherland? I'm broke and want to sell my portion.😅

My name is Tessy Jacobs ❤️ and am the best of what I do 💓