Mose weso

STUPID QUESTIONS WELL ANSWERED
Q: Unaenda tao na hii mvua?
A: Hapana naenda na ile ingine.
Q: kwani umesukwa nywele?
A: Hapana nimechange kichwa.
Q: Kwani gari imeanguka?
A: Hapana ni dere amepack upside down.
Q: How was your night?
A: sijui nilikua nimelala
Q: Hiyo gazeti ni ya leo?
A: Hapana niyangu.
Q:(HOD)...Umemwona prefect?
A:(stude)...Hapana sikua namtafuta.
Q: News leo zinasemaje?
A: Sijui sijaongea nazo!.. 🤣🤣🤣

“ As much as talent counts, effort counts twice.” - ...

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Wakuu hii inaongeza nini kwa mwili

By GOD'S GRACE 🙏
In 2022 I learnt to walk away from things, people, relationships and even jobs that were not meant for me😊.Sometimes walking away has nothing to do with weakness , and everything to do with strength .We walk away not because we want others to realize our worth and value , but because we finally realize our own.In 2022 I learnt to listen to my Mind,My body And My Conscience and I Pray the Lord Grants me more of this in this 2023.
More Grace to walk away from whats not meant for me into what is truly meant for me, humility, kindness, health, wealth and many more 🥳😍❤️

FACTS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.
1. Sleeping alone is better than sharing your BED with someone who shares a BED with someone else when you are not around.

2. Cheating does not mean you have to kiss, meet or have s*x with a third party. Once you find yourself deleting texts and e-mails so that your partner will not see them, you are already there.

3. If a man is crazy about you, pray he does not get well, if he is getting well, know that another woman is giving him some tablets.

4. First love may not die, but true love can bury it.

5. If you still believe "LOVE IS BLIND" then I know for sure MARRIAGE WILL OPEN IT FOR YOU.

6. A woman's beautiful face attracts a flirt; A woman's beautiful heart attracts a lover; A woman's beautiful character attracts a man.

7. Never you fall in love because you are lonely, fall in love because you are ready.

8. A blessed water is better than a cursed fried rice. A Godly poor man is far much better than an angry rich man in marriage.

9. I will rather have you stay in your fathers house that you are sure of, than pack into a man's house you are not sure of.

10. Most men base their capacity of manhood and their abilities to fertilize ovaries and produce children. Any man can impregnate a woman. The real deal is HOW MANY MEN CAN BE THE FATHER TO THEIR CHILDREN, not promoters of ABORTION?

11. HOLY Wives do not just speak in tongues, they MANAGE their homes, make SUPER meals, raise GODLY kids, and finally they
bring out the KING in their man.

12. When you tend to your garden diligently you will be the one to reap the fruit of the vine thereof.

13. You can say "sorry" a million times, say "I love you" as much as you want, say whatever you want, but if you are not going to prove that the things you say are true, then do not say anything at all. Because if you cannot show it, your words do not mean a thing.

14. Never you lie in order to satisfy somebody for a moment, because the pain that you cause them in the future can last them for a