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The Speakeasy Barber is an independent barbershop with a Prohibition-era atmosphere, offering precision cuts, beard trims, and relaxed one-to-one service.
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www.barbernearmeuk.com
02/09/2026
CASE UPDATE
The chair is now fully booked for the rest of this week.
Thank you, as always, to everyone who books ahead. Future appointments remain available online, and the cancellation list is open by message.
Tomorrow, another file opensβ¦
FILE OPENED: 03β’09β’33
By appointment only.
Members & Associates Only.
π THE COW LICK REBRAND JOB π
The Mooβfia have been ordered to clear the evidence.
Remaining Cow Lick stock is now 50% OFF while we make room for the full rebrand.
Once itβs gone, itβs goneβand some of these original formulas wonβt be coming back.
Get involved before the evidence disappears:
COWLICKUK.COM
No snitches. No restocks. While stocks last.
30/08/2026
π¨ THE GREAT COW LICK CLEAR-OUT π¨
Weβre about to give Cow Lick Hair & Grooming Co. a full makeover.
New look. New packaging. New products. Same slightly questionable cattle operation. ππ₯
So before the new era arrives, ALL CURRENT COW LICK STOCK IS NOW 50% OFF.
Yep. Half price. Everything thatβs left.
This is a genuine REBRAND CLEARANCE, so once the current tins, bottles and stock are goneβ¦ theyβre gone.
If youβve got a favourite, now would be a very sensible time to stock up.
If youβve never tried Cow Lick before, now would be a very irresponsible time not to. π
π 50% OFF ALL CURRENT STOCK
π₯ WHILE STOCKS LAST
π NO RESTOCKS IN THE OLD RANGE
The new Cow Lick is coming.
Consider this the Moo-fia disposing of the evidence before the Feds arrive. π΅οΈββοΈ
π Shop online at cowlickuk.com
or grab yours from The Speakeasy Barber.
Holiday haircut sorted βοΈβοΈβ¦ but this oneβs also the first proper βbig boyβ haircut ready for starting school in a couple of weeks. π₯²
Think Dad might be less prepared for that than he is. π
Fresh trim, Cow Lick in hand, and ready for his next little adventure. π
When the lights go outβ¦ the Moo-fia gets to work. ππ
No witnesses.
No questions.
Just business.
Some things are better done in the dark.
12/08/2026
π₯ THE FEDS ARE CLEARING THE EVIDENCE
50% OFF ALL CURRENT COW LICK STOCK
IN THE SPEAKEASY ONLY
Old packaging. Same gear. Once itβs gone, itβs gone.
New Cow Lick incoming after the rebrand.
FULLY BOOKED UNTIL 2ND SEPTEMBER. Cancellations will be quietly redistributed to interested parties.β
11/08/2026
Look whoβs clocked in for a shiftβ¦ π
Meet our newest apprentice.
Duties currently include sweeping the floor, quality control and generally lowering productivity. π
Payment terms: snacks, unlimited scooter access and absolutely no actual wages.
The family business starts young. ππ§Ή
Speakeasy Barber
Est. 1933β¦ apparently child labour laws were different then. π
05/08/2026
EVIDENCE LOCKER UPDATE
The old stock has been seized.
A fresh batch has appeared under suspicious circumstances.
No witnesses.
No paperwork.
Just a new chapter for Cow Lick.
Which one are you taking before the Feds get here? π The evidence speaks for itself. π΅οΈββοΈπ
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Opening Hours
| Tuesday | 10am - 6pm |
| Wednesday | 10am - 7pm |
| Thursday | 10am - 6pm |
| Friday | 10am - 7pm |
| Saturday | 9am - 2pm |
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