Muscleworks Therapy

Common things you guys worry about, that dont bother me at all…

• if you’ve shaved your legs.
• if you scream. (Or fall asleep).
• if you swear at me and call me names.
• what you do/do not wear.
• your body shape.
• your growling stomach.
• if you haven’t been for a while.

Anything I’ve missed? 🧐😆

Morning gang!
Please try to book in advance. It’s mad busy and I hate making you wait longer than you’d like.

Much love.
Andy 💪🏽💪🏽

So grateful to you all 🙏🏽🫶🏽

Happy clients = happy Andy 💪🏽🙌🏽

I have the BEST clients 🙏🏽❤️

Firstly, how is it September 🤯
Secondly, how are shops selling mince pies already?! 🤯🤯
Thirdly, and most importantly… why have none of you brought me any yet?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Rude!! 😂😂😂

Gang,
I’ve had a couple of last minute cancellations this afternoon.
Message me quickly 💪🏽

Good morning Gang… Specifically my female Gang!
It’s hot HOT this week. Due to this, I’m getting questions from you, about what you can and cannot wear and do you need to be covered?
The short answer is… it’s up to you.

Ive got the fan on full. I’ve changed the heavy towels to lighter sheets.
I work on the assumption that you want to be covered up. But some people ask not to be. That’s absolutely fine.
I’ve got clients that choose to be fully covered, partially or not at all. Some clients wear small shorts. Some wear bikinis. Some wear less.

Whatever you choose is up to you. Just let me know, otherwise I’m covering you up like normal 😆

Enjoy the sun.
Don’t get burnt 🥵
See you soon 💪🏽

I’ve taken this week off to landscape the garden. Regretting it now! 🥵🥵🥵🤣

Hope you all had a great weekend.
I’ll see you next week. If I haven’t turned to dust by then 🙈🔥🤣

The (no context) quote of the day:

“AHHH… Surely you’re not supposed to be poking that, Andy?”

😂😂😂