The Payday Salon

Every last Thursday or Friday of the month, the finest singers, musicians, comedians and poets perform for your listening pleasure at The Payday Salon, held in the exclusive the exclusive Ballroom of the world-famous Balham Bowls Club in the heart of London's swinging downtown Balham. With its well-stocked bar, luxury seating and glittering dancefloor, The Payday Salon welcomes you to the most glamorous yet borderline peculiar night Thursday or Friday night out in the metropolis, our keenly affordable entry charge guaranteeing that we attract the most stellar talent to our spectacular setting. Your host is the legendary man of letters and bon viveur Mat Snow, who also curates a playlist of classic recordings to thrill the discerning hoofer and satisfy the most jaded connoisseur. He is assisted by a hand-picked entourage of powdered flunkeys to ensure your evening is one of almost orgasmic pleasure from the moment you walk in to last orders. With every Payday Salon a special event of the kind that will be the talk of the town for decades to come, your attendance is most sincerely recommended.