Luna Tanning

“When payday comes tomorrow, I’ll get a course.”

Payday came. Payday went. The course is still in the basket. 😂

If this is you, our Black Card payday sale is on until Wednesday 30 September. Come and make good on that promise at Stoneleigh or Weybridge. 🖤

They came in for a tan and left after telling me their entire life story. I know your ex’s name, your mum’s opinion of him and what happened in the group chat. Same time next week? 😂☀️

“My TikTok Shop cream isn’t making me dark.”

Babe, it was £3.99. The bottle’s got a stronger tan than you 😭

Bin the mystery mayonnaise and come to Luna for a proper cream.

“Winter’s coming. No point getting sunbeds.”

Sorry, do we stop showering because it’s raining? 🤨

Get your asses down to Luna and get tanned

WHEN THE LAY DOWNS ARE BUSY AND THE SALES PITCH FOR THE STAND UP COMES OUT 😂😂

“Trust me, you’ll love it” 😭

LUNA STAFF KNOW THE STRUGGLE 😂☀️

📍 Stoneleigh & Weybridge

I need a 20 minute sunbed please” 😭

Babe, are you tanning or trying to be cremated? 😂☀️

Luna customers do NOT come to play 😭

POV: the sunbed’s looking a bit too tasty 😂🔥

Get down, get tanned😍

He said “see you at 4” 😂🥲

Finally some me time🥹🥹