Advanced Animal Performance
Professional Equine sports massage therapist. Fully qualified and insured.
12/08/2026
For you professionals (and clients that wanna read to make sure they don’t get in my bad books🤣)… BAD CLIENTS! 😩
Is there some sort of forum, group chat, page or group for us professionals who sadly have to deal with bad clients?
I’m talking about the people who don’t pay, take weeks to pay, completely ignore your terms and conditions, think cancellation fees somehow don’t apply to them, and then, when you politely ask for the money… block you. 🙃
I’m getting sick to death of all the admin involved in chasing people for money, chasing cancellation fees, only to then be ignored or blocked. It’s not fair. This is my livelihood. I have bills to pay, just like everyone else!
It is not my fault you “forgot” about the appointment, don’t have transport to get to your yard, moved yards and forgot to give me the new address, or that it’s raining and your horse doesn’t like the rain. These are just a few of the excuses I’ve had recently… although, unfortunately, not the rain one recently!😢😢
I am very considerate and flexible with my clients, probably to the point where I’m now being taken the p*** out of. I don’t want to start taking deposits because, frankly, I can’t be arsed with even more admin. 😂
I’ve also looked into an app that automatically reminds clients about their appointments, but I’m trying to keep my costs down. I could message everyone before their appointment, which I do try to do the night before or a couple of days beforehand, but even then I still get people saying they’ve forgotten, they’ve got the kids, they’re working, they’ve made other plans… 🤦♀️
Another thing is people who just hop from practitioner to practitioner once they start owing money to one. 🤣 With a group chat or something, we could at least warn each other about non-payers, serial late payers, or generally problematic clients before we get caught out ourselves. It would basically be a way of looking out for each other and sharing information where appropriate.
PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT ALONE!!🙄
Is there a secret support group for those of us who spend half our working lives actually doing our job and the other half chasing grown adults for money they owe us?! 😂
Picture of my do**us to lighten the mood🤣🤣
08/08/2026
Sponsored rider Ottilie having another fabulous outing! Winning BOTH of her classes this morning!
It’s been such a pleasure to help support Ottilie and watch her develop into such a kind, brave and sympathetic rider! 🥰❤️
23/07/2026
🚨 LAST CHANCE TO GRAB OUR JULY OFFER! 🚨
These are the FINAL dates available to book at our heavily discounted July prices before the offer ends!
🐴 Equi-Trek (White & Green)
📅 24th July
🖤🧡 Overlander RS40 (Black & Orange)
📅 29th, 30th & 31st July
💥 Equi-Trek – ONLY £66 per day (Usually £120)
💥 Overlander RS40 – ONLY £71.50 per day (Usually £130)
🎟️ Use code: JULY2026 when booking online to claim your discount.
Once these dates are gone, that’s it! The July offer finishes on 31st July and won’t be extended.
If you’ve been planning a beach ride, show, clinic, fun ride or simply need horse transport, now’s the perfect opportunity to save nearly 50%.
📲 Book now before someone else snaps up the last remaining dates!
It’s my birthday🍾🎈
I have the week off to get all the celebrations and cake i can physically eat😋🎂 please bare with me with messages, I will get back to everyone but in between days❤️
Lots of love to you all❤️
01/07/2026
Couldn’t get more of a bargain if you tried🤩🤩
💗 A little update from me… 🐴
As many of you already know, I’m in hospital following complications after shoulder surgery. Unfortunately, after multiple emergency operations, I’m still recovering and can’t offer as much horse transport as I’d normally like.
So, throughout July, we’re offering our Local Self-Drive Special!
🎉 Use coupon code: JULY2026
💥 Enjoy a whopping nearly 50% OFF our normal self-drive prices!
✅ Monday-Friday only
✅ 100-mile allowance included
✅ Collect from 7pm the evening before
✅ Return by 7pm the following day
✅ Subject to availability
❗ Offer applies to new bookings only and cannot be applied to or used to amend existing bookings.
Perfect for:
🐴 Vet runs
🏖️ Beach trips
🎓 Clinics
🏇 Lessons
🌳 Or simply a little adventure out with your horse!
Booking is quick and easy through our website www.nagsonthemove.co.uk and your discount will be applied when you use the code JULY2026 at checkout.
Finally, thank you to everyone who has messaged, visited, checked in on me and continued to support Nags On The Move while I’ve been in hospital. Your kindness and support really do mean the world to me, and I can’t wait to get back to doing what I love.
If you know someone who could make use of this offer, I’d really appreciate it if you could give this post a share. ❤️🐴
12/06/2026
Welcoming the second sponsored rider for Advanced Animal Performance…
ELIZA MORTON
“I have two Connemara ponies called Manny, who is 18, and Malibu, who is 20. I have always had a passion for riding since I was 2 years old and that passion has now enabled me to do my dream job, Freelancing. I have been a freelance rider/groom since November 2024 and I have loved every second of it. I love helping owners and their horses and training young ponies.
I have had manny for 8 years and we have competed in many disciplines together, even qualifying for national championships in arena eventing, and eventing.
Over the last few years we have competed in working hunter up to county show level successfully, however this year we thought we would give the flat m&m classes a go. We compete through the nps in the open classes and have qualified for both the winter and summer championships.
I have had Malibu 4 years, we have competed in showjumping and hunter trials often with my mum and manny following behind. He is a good doer in all ways and loves the happy hacker life as he has gotten older. I am aiming to pop him in an m&m intermediate class this summer to see how he likes it as he is a really lovely stamp of a Connemara.”
12/06/2026
Welcoming the first chosen sponsored rider for Advanced Animal Performance…
TIA SMITH
“I’m a 17-year-old British showjumper based in Essex. Coming from a non-horsey family, I’ve worked hard to progress in the sport since getting my first horse at 13. I currently compete up to 1.20m BS and am looking forward to moving up the levels soon.
I’m lucky to have four amazing horses:
Harley – a 9-year-old Warmblood who has jumped up to 1.45m and is helping me gain experience at bigger tracks.
Nancy – a talented 5-year-old Warmblood who started her jumping career this year after unexpectedly having a foal, and is already showing lots of promise.
Lucifer – a 5-year-old stallion imported from Hungary last year. We’re currently building his fitness and education, and he’s proving to be a very exciting prospect.
Vegas – a 3-year-old and Nancy’s full brother, who has recently started his journey towards being backed later this year.
I’m incredibly grateful for this opportunity and excited to be working with Leah. I can’t wait to see what the future brings! 🐴✨”
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