Kole Whitty

Kole Whitty

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You’re wellness obsessed and know that evolution isn't only a forward projection or a linear process of straight lines. Bio Integration is a methodology specifically designed for those obsessed with results and committed to optimized health and expansion horizontally, sideways, upwards and below the surface. If it is in the way of your growth, together, we will find it. Tahkole Bio Integration allows you to create permanent change quickly by utilizing the body's nervous system to down regulate, relieve stress and close old trauma loops that have gone unresolved physiologically.

10/10/2026

I love it here.

And sometimes it feels like you’re in a silent movie. One you can’t be heard
so you act it out.

Some days I feel like im killing it and others feels like I don’t know ANYTHING.

I can understand most of what is being said, but often delayed, or a critical piece of context missing


I was arrogant enough to claim I would come here and immerse so deeply I would be pretty fluent by 8 months.

I’m not.

I just handled my first customer service call on my own
and yes im celebrating it!

it is definitely wild to go from running a business based on communication and emotional navigation to be able to use none of those skills in your new life
 😂😂😂

The perfect formula to bake a humble pie đŸ« 

It changes the way you perceive anyone who’s ever immigrated to another country
 How wildly, brave, even when it’s your choice and even when you’re excited about it, the challenges that come. Especially when you face things like government paperwork, medical emergencies, pet visits and things that go far beyond asking for coffee.

remembering when my great grandparents immigrated 101 years ago, they didn’t speak any English, they left their country to find what they believed was best for their family


Just like me.

09/10/2026

Please tell me I’m not alone!

You have defining moments, the ones that really stand out in contrast to many of the people around you?

I have more than I can count in more ways that I could count, but there’s certain moments that seem impossible to ignore


Like the time I forgot to pull my parachute cord bc I had other stuff on my mind 😂

07/10/2026

What would you do if you accidentally volunteered and then this happened?

Would you get into it like this audience member? Or would you freeze
?

Everyone thinks that this was scripted or pre-practice, but this audience member had no idea it would be a part of the show let alone turned into a ventriloquist dummy.

luckily for me, he’s an artist and performer so once we started performing, he knew the assignment. Lol. 😂 thanks for being a great sport, you made dustin off these ventriloquists chops a lot more fun!

If you’re looking for fun, date nights, In Valencia or need a little bit of a break from all the dramas of life, comment below shows happening in Valencia, new dates will be announced soon. Let me know below if you want to be the first to know đŸ˜‚đŸ« 

My Spanish isn’t up to par for a live set yet, so in the meantime, I will hablo InglĂ©s en Valencia

07/10/2026

Audience member had NO IDEA this would I happen! Everyone thinks that this was scripted or pre-practice, but this audience member had no idea it would be a part of the show let alone turned into a ventriloquist dummy.

luckily for me, he’s an artist and performer so once we started performing, he knew the assignment. Lol. 😂 thanks for being a great sport, you made dustin off these ventriloquists chops a lot more fun!

If you’re looking for fun, date nights, In Valencia or need a little bit of a break from all the dramas of life, comment below shows happening in Valencia, new dates will be announced soon. Let me know below if you want to be the first to know đŸ˜‚đŸ« 

My Spanish isn’t up to par for a live set yet, so in the meantime, I will be hablas InglĂ©s en Valencia

04/10/2026

The FIRST Messy Magical Me: A Night of Unforgettable Comedy and Ventriloquism happened tonight in Valencia!

What people are saying about it


“‘Messy Magical Me,’ which was amazing, funny, impactful, and entertaining.”

“she brings a person on stage, and the ventriloquism was the best part!”

“I compare her style to Book of Mormon, Aaron Rodgers’ ayahuasca Netflix special, and Hi**er on Ice from Mel Brooks”

“Support rising acts like Kole
”

“I love her authentic, vibrant humor and was surprised by her ventriloquism skills.”


”her beautiful singing and clever, funny songs were the best part, Im recommending everyone to go see her!”

I will be releasing some clips as weeks progress, but this show was as smooth as I could have hoped for the complexity of what I was attempting to pull off!

Thank you to fam for showing up and showing out, go for hosting, .comedy for opening and of course to for letting me steal the big room on a Saturday night for us guiris to host an English night!

03/10/2026

Doors open at 18:00 we start PROMPTLY at 18:30

On October 3rd.

Kole Whitty is headlining, .comedy is opening, and Tah Phrum Duh Bush will be emceeing the night.

Expect comedy, live music, freestyle rapping, special guests, and probably a few things nobody sees coming.

Mostly, it’s a chance to kick back, have a drink, laugh hard, and spend the night with good people.

đŸŽŸïž Tickets are €15

📍 — Benimaclet

📅 October 3rd

Come laugh with us. This one should be fun. ❀

the only way the event will cancel for rain is if the city sends. Text for flooding, ie safety

If there is a cancellation all tickets will be credited to the new date. There are no refunds but tickets can be sold, or transferred.

02/10/2026

This is my first one hour headlining show In Valencia, and when I tell folks, I’m pulling all the stops I mean it.

I’m bringing music, freestyle rapping, ventriloquism, and stand-up comedy into one night you will never forget!

We will either laugh because it’s hysterically good, or we will laugh because I hysterically bomb but either way we will laugh and have an incredible night.

There are still tickets left so if you’ve been on the fence now is the time to grab one the only way we will cancel the show for rain is if there is a flood warning.

Unless it’s a safety issue we will keep it a silly issue, live at

so let’s do this!

01/10/2026

Exactly. You will have to be at my show this coming Saturday In Valencia if you wanna find out.Saturday 18:30h - 20:00 at

😬😂

One hour, weird, funny, unexpected.

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