Kole Whitty
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I love it here.
And sometimes it feels like youâre in a silent movie. One you canât be heardâŠso you act it out.
Some days I feel like im killing it and others feels like I donât know ANYTHING.
I can understand most of what is being said, but often delayed, or a critical piece of context missingâŠ
I was arrogant enough to claim I would come here and immerse so deeply I would be pretty fluent by 8 months.
Iâm not.
I just handled my first customer service call on my ownâŠand yes im celebrating it!
it is definitely wild to go from running a business based on communication and emotional navigation to be able to use none of those skills in your new life⊠đđđ
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It changes the way you perceive anyone whoâs ever immigrated to another country⊠How wildly, brave, even when itâs your choice and even when youâre excited about it, the challenges that come. Especially when you face things like government paperwork, medical emergencies, pet visits and things that go far beyond asking for coffee.
remembering when my great grandparents immigrated 101 years ago, they didnât speak any English, they left their country to find what they believed was best for their familyâŠ
Just like me.
Please tell me Iâm not alone!
You have defining moments, the ones that really stand out in contrast to many of the people around you?
I have more than I can count in more ways that I could count, but thereâs certain moments that seem impossible to ignoreâŠ
Like the time I forgot to pull my parachute cord bc I had other stuff on my mind đ
What would you do if you accidentally volunteered and then this happened?
Would you get into it like this audience member? Or would you freeze�
Everyone thinks that this was scripted or pre-practice, but this audience member had no idea it would be a part of the show let alone turned into a ventriloquist dummy.
luckily for me, heâs an artist and performer so once we started performing, he knew the assignment. Lol. đ thanks for being a great sport, you made dustin off these ventriloquists chops a lot more fun!
If youâre looking for fun, date nights, In Valencia or need a little bit of a break from all the dramas of life, comment below shows happening in Valencia, new dates will be announced soon. Let me know below if you want to be the first to know đđ«
My Spanish isnât up to par for a live set yet, so in the meantime, I will hablo InglĂ©s en Valencia
Audience member had NO IDEA this would I happen! Everyone thinks that this was scripted or pre-practice, but this audience member had no idea it would be a part of the show let alone turned into a ventriloquist dummy.
luckily for me, heâs an artist and performer so once we started performing, he knew the assignment. Lol. đ thanks for being a great sport, you made dustin off these ventriloquists chops a lot more fun!
If youâre looking for fun, date nights, In Valencia or need a little bit of a break from all the dramas of life, comment below shows happening in Valencia, new dates will be announced soon. Let me know below if you want to be the first to know đđ«
My Spanish isnât up to par for a live set yet, so in the meantime, I will be hablas InglĂ©s en Valencia
The FIRST Messy Magical Me: A Night of Unforgettable Comedy and Ventriloquism happened tonight in Valencia!
What people are saying about itâŠ
ââMessy Magical Me,â which was amazing, funny, impactful, and entertaining.â
âshe brings a person on stage, and the ventriloquism was the best part!â
âI compare her style to Book of Mormon, Aaron Rodgersâ ayahuasca Netflix special, and Hi**er on Ice from Mel Brooksâ
âSupport rising acts like KoleâŠâ
âI love her authentic, vibrant humor and was surprised by her ventriloquism skills.â
âŠâher beautiful singing and clever, funny songs were the best part, Im recommending everyone to go see her!â
I will be releasing some clips as weeks progress, but this show was as smooth as I could have hoped for the complexity of what I was attempting to pull off!
Thank you to fam for showing up and showing out, go for hosting, .comedy for opening and of course to for letting me steal the big room on a Saturday night for us guiris to host an English night!
Doors open at 18:00 we start PROMPTLY at 18:30
On October 3rd.
Kole Whitty is headlining, .comedy is opening, and Tah Phrum Duh Bush will be emceeing the night.
Expect comedy, live music, freestyle rapping, special guests, and probably a few things nobody sees coming.
Mostly, itâs a chance to kick back, have a drink, laugh hard, and spend the night with good people.
đïž Tickets are âŹ15
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October 3rd
Come laugh with us. This one should be fun. â€ïž
the only way the event will cancel for rain is if the city sends. Text for flooding, ie safety
If there is a cancellation all tickets will be credited to the new date. There are no refunds but tickets can be sold, or transferred.
This is my first one hour headlining show In Valencia, and when I tell folks, Iâm pulling all the stops I mean it.
Iâm bringing music, freestyle rapping, ventriloquism, and stand-up comedy into one night you will never forget!
We will either laugh because itâs hysterically good, or we will laugh because I hysterically bomb but either way we will laugh and have an incredible night.
There are still tickets left so if youâve been on the fence now is the time to grab one the only way we will cancel the show for rain is if there is a flood warning.
Unless itâs a safety issue we will keep it a silly issue, live at
so letâs do this!
Exactly. You will have to be at my show this coming Saturday In Valencia if you wanna find out.Saturday 18:30h - 20:00 at
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One hour, weird, funny, unexpected.
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