Flash Coiffure

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I steal this meme from you, or did you steal it from me?

Joyeuse pâques à tous! Happy Easter to all !!

Léquipe de Flash coiffure, esthétique et ManCave Sports barber shop vous offre un panier d une valeur de 200$de produits au féminin de notre salon. Vous n avez qu à aimer nos pages( flash coiffure et Man Cave , partager ce post et commenter “fait”.Le tirage sera Dimanche le 10 Mai .
Bonne fête des mères et bonne chance à tous!
The staff of Flash coiffure , esthetics and Man Cave Sports Barber Shop would like to offer a 200$ dollars basket ok products from our salon .
You just have to like our pages(Flash and ManCave) , share this post and comment “done” . The draw will be held on Sunday May10 th.
Happy Mothers Day and best of luck!❤️

ATTENTION CHERS CLIENTS ET MEMBRES DE LA COMMUNAUTÉ.
Chez Flash coiffure et Esthétique et ManCave Sports Barber Shop , nous prenons à coeur votre santé ,celle de nos co-équipières et de nos familles donc c est pour cette raison que nous fermerons le salon pour quelques semaines jusqu’a nouvelle ordre.Essayons tous ensemble de diminuer les chances de propager ce virus(covid-19).au plaisir de vous revoir tres bientôt ! Svp restez à la maison soyez vigilant pour garder une bonne santé.
Merci Nathalie Seguin McEachern
et le staff!! ❤️
ATTENTION CLIENTS AND MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY
Flash coiffure and Esthétique and ManCave Sports Barber Shop would like to let you know that the salon will be closed for a few weeks until furthur notice.We take our customers , families and co- workers at heart . We have to take this virus Covid-19 seriously so it does’ t spread .Its a hard decision to make but its the thing to do. So hope to see you all soon.Stay home , be safe and healthy. Nathalie and the staff. ❤️

English will follow - Please share
Demande à la population et à la clientèle de Flash Coiffure et Esthétique et ManCave Sports Barber Shop S.V.P si vous avez des symptômes du virus Covid-19 ou vous revenez de voyage ne pas vous présenter au salon et remettre votre R-V à 14 jours plus t**d.
Nous le staff de Flash coiffure et ManCave voulons vous rassurer que nous avons pas été en vacance dans le dernier mois.
Nous avons de la clientèle de tout âge donc aussi de 70 et plus. Dans notre salon certaines de nous avons de l asthme , problème pulmonaire, maladie auto immunitaire. Nous sommes en contact direct(cheveux, barbe, visage et main) et nous voyons environ 70 clients par jour dans le salon.
Nous prenons toute les mesures de précautions pour désinfecter nos mains, instruments de travail et le salon.
Nous voulons continuer à donner un excellent service donc s.v.p en ce moment de pandémie faisons tous notre part pour ne pas propager ce virus entre nous et nos proche.
Merci, les employers. Flash coiffure et Esthétique and ManCave sports barber shop would like to ask the population and the clients to cancel your appointment and wait 14 days for your next appointment if you took the plane or cruise in the last two weeks or have symptoms of Covid-19.
We would like to assure you that the staff of Flash Coiffure and ManCave is doing the same.
We have clients of all ages and above 70 and in our salon some of us have pulmonary disease and auto immune disease also.
We are in direct contact with your hair, beard, face and hands. We see approximately 70 clients per day in the salon. We are taking all the measurements and precautions of desinfecting our hands, tools and the salon.
We want to continu giving you an excellent service so PLEASE in this pandemic time lets all do our share to protect each other and our loved ones from the Covid-19 virus.
Thank- you , the staff.