Wildpier Beauty

can’t make this s**z up y’all

want to treat your kp and ingrown hairs naturally? 🌱

this wildpier body mitt and a little bit of 💦 can help with:

🦵🏽keratosis pilaris
👙ingrown hairs
🌈skin discolouration
🧼clogged pores
🩱body acne
🐊dry skin
🧴stretch marks
💜self confidence

find out how other women around the world have been keeping their skin beautiful for centuries 👇

honestly… please say you can’t make it. i run an introverted club (i am the current president), and then.. if you cancel last minute.. we all have relief ☺️

don’t fly away.. please.. i promise you only neeed to soften your skin in the shower or bath for only 5 mins. that’s all. then boom.. the smoothest skin you’ve had in your entire life.

(and don’t use any soap or shampoos while you’re soaking)

Why it’s time to ditch the plastic puff:

🪱It’s a bacteria breeding ground: Your loofah traps dead skin in a warm, damp shower. You’re basically rubbing old bacteria and mold back onto your body, which triggers breakouts and skin irritation.

🦠Microplastic madness: Every scrub sheds tiny plastic particles down the drain. They bypass water filters, pollute the ocean, and get eaten by marine life.

🌊Landfill clutter: Derms say you must toss them every 3 weeks for hygiene. That’s ~12 plastic puffs a year sitting in a landfill for hundreds of years.🌍

the story behind why i started my small skincare business 💜

we all can’t be baddies in the club
someone has to hold it down and be the youngest person in EVERY waiting room

i wish i was kidding

how to literally get Barbie legs ✨ peel it baby

want to treat your kp and ingrown hairs naturally? 🌱

this wildpier body mitt and a little bit of 💦 can help with:

🦵🏽keratosis pilaris
👙ingrown hairs
🌈skin discolouration
🧼clogged pores
🩱body acne
🐊dry skin
🧴stretch marks
💜self confidence

hello.. my name is Jo.. i mean Mallory. I make things that help your skin feel better 🩵