Evoke Aphrodite

PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTS ON & DRINK THE CELERY JUICE. 😂🥬

There. I said it.

I hear it ALL the time:

“But I don’t like the taste.”

BABE. It’s celery juice. You’re not drinking it for the culinary experience. 😂

Hold your nose and get it down.

If you’re following the Medical Medium protocol, it’s straight celery juice, first thing in the morning on an empty stomach. No diluting it. No mixing other fruits or vegetables into it.

And yes, the flavour can take some getting used to.

But are we seriously going to let taste be the reason we won’t even give something a proper chance?

🥬 WHY AM I SO OBSESSED WITH IT?
✨ The liver and its natural cleansing processes
✨ Digestion and gut health
✨ Stomach acid and digestive function
✨ Healthy bile production
✨ Hydration and replenishment of mineral salts
✨ The body’s natural elimination processes
✨ Bloating and digestive discomfort
✨ The body’s inflammatory response
✨ Energy and vitality
✨ Skin health
✨ The body’s ability to deal with environmental exposures and unwanted substances

Medical Medium also teaches about celery juice’s sodium cluster salts and their role in supporting the body, which is one of the reasons he recommends drinking celery juice completely straight rather than adding anything to it.

And personally?

MY BODY LOVES IT. 🥬

I notice SUCH a difference when I’m consistent. I feel lighter, clearer and just BETTER. That’s why I’m so passionate about getting people to actually give it a proper go.

You’ll spend hundreds of dollars on supplements.
You’ll book treatments.
You’ll sauna.
You’ll try complicated wellness protocols.

But CELERY tastes a little funny and suddenly we’ve reached our limit?! 😂

Come on, ladies.

PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTS ON.

Juice the celery.
Drink it straight.
Hold your nose if you have to.
Get it down.
And BE CONSISTENT.

Give yourself 3–4 weeks.

Don’t drink it twice and decide it “didn’t do anything.” Make the commitment to yourself, stick with it, and actually pay attention to how your body feels.

Wood Therapy ASMR 🪵✨

The sound of circulation moving, fascia releasing + the body letting go. 🤌🏼

Wood therapy is where lymphatic drainage meets deeper tissue work — using specialised wooden tools to stimulate circulation, mobilise stagnant fluid, work through areas of restriction and support the body’s natural drainage pathways.

I always work with one philosophy in mind:

Drainage precedes supply.

We open the pathways first, create flow, then work deeper — because the goal isn’t just sculpting the body. It’s helping the whole system move better.

Less puffiness.
Less heaviness.
More circulation.
More flow.
More definition.
That delicious post-treatment lightness. ✨

And the ASMR? Just an added bonus. 😮‍💨🪵

The Evoke Aphrodite Method 🐚
Lymphatic Drainage • Myofascial Release • Colombian Wood Therapy

Your abdomen is so much more than an area to simply “drain.” 🤍

When I work with the abdomen, I’m looking at the bigger picture — lymphatic flow, circulation, fascia, the diaphragm and the tissues surrounding the digestive organs all work together.

This is why abdominal work is such an important part of my Evoke Aphrodite Method.

By combining Colombian lymphatic drainage with myofascial techniques and intentional abdominal work, my treatments are designed to support healthy fluid movement, circulation and mobility through the tissues — while leaving you feeling lighter, less congested and deeply relaxed.

Your body is interconnected. Your treatment should be too.

Save this if you’re learning more about your lymphatic system ✨

Why do I always start with Colombian Lymphatic Drainage before introducing Colombian Wood Therapy?

Because your body comes first.

Colombian Lymphatic Drainage allows me to assess how congested, stagnant, and overloaded your lymphatic system may be before we move into deeper techniques. It gives me valuable insight into how your body is processing waste, inflammation, fluid retention, and toxicity.

While Wood Therapy is incredibly effective for contouring, sculpting, breaking up fascial restrictions, and moving stubborn fluid, it is a much deeper and more intense treatment than hands alone. If introduced too early, it can overwhelm an already sluggish lymphatic system, leaving some people feeling unwell, fatigued, or experiencing detox-like symptoms.

Once your body is draining efficiently and your lymphatic pathways are open, we can safely introduce Wood Therapy. At that point, it essentially becomes Colombian Lymphatic Drainage on steroids — allowing us to move more fluid, create greater contouring, improve circulation, release fascia, and achieve more dramatic results.

This is why I don’t take a one-size-fits-all approach. Every treatment is tailored to your body’s current capacity, ensuring we create beautiful results while supporting your health, wellbeing, and nervous system every step of the way.

The Evoke Aphrodite Method is a unique treatment I have developed by combining Colombian Lymphatic Drainage, Colombian Wood Therapy, Myofascial Release, and the teachings of Dr. Perry Nickleston from Stop Chasing Pain.

Rather than simply following the body, I work by reverse-engineering the flow of the lymphatic system—opening key drainage pathways first so your body can release congestion, stagnation, and fluid more effectively. This creates a treatment that is not only highly effective but also deeply nurturing and restorative.

Clients often leave feeling lighter, less bloated, more sculpted and snatched, with a calm, grounded nervous system and a renewed sense of ease in their body. If you’re feeling stressed, overwhelmed, puffy, stagnant, or simply disconnected from yourself, this treatment is exactly what your body has been craving.

For the ultimate experience, add a 30-minute sauna session for just $20. After your massage has activated the body’s natural drainage and elimination pathways, the sauna encourages a deeper sweat response, helping the body continue the detoxification process. The combination leaves you feeling lighter, clearer, calmer, and deeply restored—ready to take on life with more energy, resilience, and ease.

During this beautiful full-body Colombian Wood Therapy treatment, while I was working on her abdomen, I asked my client what keeps her coming back. Her heartfelt response is exactly why I love what I do.

Take a listen to her experience. 💛

Your face is one of the most lymph-rich areas of the body and is directly connected to the brain’s waste-clearance system, known as the glymphatic system. 🧠✨

That’s why I include facial lymphatic drainage and myofascial release in every full-body treatment.

As Dr. Perry Nickleston says: “Drainage precedes supply.”

First, I open the lymph nodes in the neck and collarbones to create a clear pathway for fluid to drain.

Then, I use gentle myofascial release to soften tension in the jaw, face, scalp, and neck.

When these tissues are tight, they can compress lymphatic vessels and restrict circulation.

The result? ✨

• Reduced puffiness
• Brighter eyes
• Improved sinus drainage
• Less jaw and facial tension
• Clearer thinking
• Glowing skin

This isn’t just a facial. It’s a full nervous system reset that helps you look sculpted, radiant, and deeply relaxed.

Because beauty starts with healthy drainage. 💆‍♀️