Total Ear Hygiene

Franklin has been experimenting with AI in an attempt to keep up with social media trends.

He sent me this masterpiece, and quite frankly (quite Franklin?), it was far too terrible not to share.

Enjoy. 😂

We’re open today until 8:45 pm at our Stones Corner clinic!

Book your appointment now. Check our website for available times.

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Today we have Warren, who very kindly brought his earwax along for me to remove. How thoughtful. 👂

We’re at our gorgeous new North Lakes clinic, where our first 200 patients receive a FREE personal ear camera!

They’re proving rather popular, so if you’d like to inspect the inside of your own head from the comfort of your sofa, I’d suggest booking sooner rather than later.

A perfectly normal hobby, apparently.

You’re welcome. 🖤

I think Franklin has accidentally made my funeral montage.

I wonder if I should be concerned…

Trying to get Ms Ryland to make content is like pulling teeth.

Or should we say “pulling impacted wax out of ears”?

Today is the King’s Birthday public holiday.

I’ll be celebrating by suctioning wax out of people’s ears.

Very Commonwealth. Very dignified.

We’re open today.

Apparently Monday is the King’s Birthday public holiday.

I’ll be celebrating by suctioning wax out of people’s ears.

Very Commonwealth. Very dignified.

We’re open Monday.

Gladys came in with two blocked ears and impeccable timing.

Our North Lakes clinic is officially OPEN — and we’re giving a FREE personal ear camera to our first 200 patients.

Come for the wax removal. Leave with the ability to inspect your own eardrums from the comfort of the sofa.

Completely normal behaviour.

Narrow canals?

No problem. Book in with us and we will still get it all, every time.

You're welcome!