The Firecracker Life

Hello, October! 🎃🧡
A brand new month is here!

What’s ONE thing you’re looking forward to this month? ✨👇

🌧️🐾 MONSOON MORNING MEMO FROM SPARKY, PAWsistant to the Firecracker🐾🌧️


Good morning, Momma! Your favorite PAWsistant has officially clocked in at The Firecracker Life, Home Office.

I conducted a thorough weather inspection by looking out the window for approximately 4 seconds, and I can confirm: it is dark, rainy and BOOM-Y. ⛈️
Therefore, I have made the executive decision that OUTSIDE IS CANCELED.

Apparently this also means my morning walk has been canceled, which I would like noted in my permanent employee record. I will be filing a formal complaint later… probably by zooming through the house like a tiny lunatic. 😈🐾

In the meantime, my schedule is PACKED:
🐾 8:00 — Supervisory nap
🐾 9:00 — Stare at Momma until she feels guilty about the walk
🐾 10:00 — Patrol the Firecracker Life office
🐾 11:00 — Bark at absolutely nothing
🐾 Noon — Lunch inspection, for quality-control purposes
🐾 Afternoon — SASS. Lots and lots of SASS.

Don't worry, Momma. While you're over there typing, creating a new Website thingy and doing all that Firecracker Life stuff, I'll be keeping one eye open to make sure you're staying productive. I will also provide heavy sighs, random interruptions and mandatory cuddle breaks whenever thunder goes BOOM.

And if you need me to snore loudly during a Zoom call to establish dominance, I got you. 😴💻

So let's conquer this stormy Northern Arizona monsoon day together…
You handle the typing.
I'll handle the recharging.
And just remember, Momma…
a PAWsistant who misses his morning walk WILL eventually become a problem. 😂🐶⚡

Love,
Sparky 🐾❤️
PAWsistant • Weather Booms Analyst • Nap Supervisor • Director of Office Shenanigans
The Firecracker Life 🔥

(Currently "TheFirecrackerLife.com" is under construction - stay tuned)

NEW BLOG Post is up!
(see comments for link)

Sparky's first training sesh and hear what he has to say about it & his new friend, the Cookie lady!

Thank you Shelby and Candid Canine Training

I've got a couple apples, deciding what to make

Which is your fav apple?

☕️Coffee for energy.
💦Collagen for skin.
💊Supplements for everything else.

Omg!! What if you could simplify?

Snowy walk this morn, but Sparky loved it!
.. can you see my cute lil Mickey St Pats peeking through sayin, " Top'o the morning to ya" haha