Bad Dad Jokes

I was once arrested for making noise with brown paper bags. The charge: rustling.

😅😂😂

I REALLY like this one.

Two cargo ships collided. One was carrying blue paint. The other was carrying red paint.

What happened to the crew, you might ask?

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CREW"?

Thank you for asking.

They were marooned.

What's up with the trend of renaming auto body shops to "collision centers?" The accident happens at the exact center of the collision. I would rather stay away from a collision center.