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Photos from Beauty up and down's post 12/04/2026

ur best plug for available luxuries

12/04/2026
30/01/2026

*REASON I SUSPENDED MY TP STUDENT*

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Me: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Me: "I don't know."๐Ÿคจ

Student: "It's easy๐Ÿ˜Š, you just open the fridge
and put it in๐Ÿ˜Œ. I have another question!"๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Me: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Me: "It's easy๐Ÿ˜Š, you just open the fridge
and put it in."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Me: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one๐Ÿ™‚. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"๐Ÿค”

Me: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."โ˜บ๏ธ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿคจ, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Me: "Are you kidding me?"๐Ÿ˜•

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜Œ, 1 last question."๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Me: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"๐Ÿค”

Me: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜•, you just swim๐ŸŠand cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Me:โ˜น๏ธ "I have my own question๐Ÿ˜ฉ, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."๐Ÿ˜

Student: "No idea sir..."๐Ÿคท

Me: "It's you๐Ÿ˜’ because you are on two
weeks suspension๐Ÿ™„ for giving me headache.

Enjoy Am? Oya open my profile to check my catalog

Sometimes, this is all u need to make u smile. so today I decide to make u laugh and not to disturb u with come and buy market ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. enjoy ur weekend

Photos from Beauty up and down's post 29/01/2026

*Zirconia earring 16000*๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†

29/01/2026

dm for urs

08/01/2026

omo no wonder children in those days d sleep too much.

nobi small shayo bi this for small pickin ๐Ÿ™„

Photos from Beauty up and down's post 07/01/2026

Dm for yours ASAP. Sold out d pain for body oh

Photos from Beauty up and down's post 27/12/2025

Beautiful kids Jwelries set #9,500

hand bags 10,500

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